有這麽壹個人呢，壹個字都不認識，連他自己的名字都不會寫，他上京趕考去了。
So a man, a word, even he cannot write his own name, him descend. Attends Beijing
哎，到那兒還就中了，不但中了，而且升來升去呀，還入閣拜相，妳說這不是瞎說嗎？
Ah, there is a medium, not only, and rise to rise to worship in Tallahassee, also, you say this is nonsense?
哪有這個事啊。當然現在是沒有這個事，現在妳不能替人民辦事，人民也不選舉妳呀！
What is this thing. Now of course, now is not the people's work for you, people can not elected you!
我說這個事情啊，是明朝的這麽壹段事情。
I said this thing is the Ming dynasty, so a thing.
因為在那個社會啊，甭管妳有才學沒才學，有學問沒學問，妳有錢沒有？有錢，就能做官，捐個官做。說有勢力，也能做官。也沒錢也沒勢力，碰上啦，用上這假勢力，也能做官
Because in the society, so don't bother you wise not intellect, there is knowledge, you have no knowledge? Rich, you can view, to donate a officer. That power, can also view. No money and no power, use, with the false forces, can also view
什麽叫“假勢力”呀，它因為在那個社會呀，那些個做官的人，都懷著壹肚子鬼胎，都是這個拍上欺下，疑神疑鬼，妳害怕我，我害怕妳，互相害怕，這裏頭就有矛盾啦。
What is "false", because it forces in the social ah, those who view, with full of her gizzard that are on the fraud, you scared me darted, I fear, afraid you here, there are contradictions head
由打這個呢，造成很多可笑的事情。今天我說的這段就這麽回事
This caused many, consists of funny things. Today I say this is so。
在明朝天啟年哪，山東臨清州有壹家財主張百萬，他有壹個兒子，叫張好古，三十來歲啦，這家夥，從小就是嬌生慣養，也沒念過書
In the Ming dynasty, in which revealed a fortune in shandong linqing claim millions, he had a son, and called a good old age, 30, this guy is spoiled, and also didn't read books。
不認識字，連自己的名字都寫不上來，每天呢，就是狐朋狗友啊，提籠架鳥，茶館酒肆，吃喝玩樂就這個
Don't read, write his own name? Not up, every day, Tim, o rascals bird cage frame, the teahouse, the drinking beer and skittles。
那麽大夥兒呢，見他面都尊敬他，“哦，大少爺！”當著面管他叫“大少爺”，背地裏頭，人都管他叫“狗少”。
So guys, see his face all respect him, "oh, gentleman!" He called it "the gentleman," secret head, people call him "little dog."
有這麽壹天呢，張好古上街上溜達去了，壹看圍著壹圈子人，壹分人群兒進來，是個相面的。
Have a good day, so the streets to walk away, a look around a circle, a crowd came, the son of a face reading.
這相面的正在這兒說著呢，壹看：喲，認識。這不是張百萬家那狗少嘛，有的是錢，這要奉承他兩句，起碼得弄壹兩銀子，奉承奉承他。壹看張好古，假裝地，“哎呀！呵！這位老兄，妳雙眉帶彩，二目有神呢，可做國家棟梁之材，這要是上京趕考，準能得中。”
It is here that the face reading, a see: hey, understanding. This is not a few hundred thousand that dog, have plenty of money, it will flatter him two sentences, at least get 9 silver, flatter flatter him. A good piece of ancient, pretend, "oh! The man, you double eyebrow color, with eyes, can do god, if this country men, can descend attends Beijing."
要擱別人啊，明白的，給他壹嘴巴！我上京趕考？我壹個字都不認識，我拿什麽考啊？
To put others, understand, give him a mouth! I attends Beijing special? I don't know a word, I take what exam?
可是張好古啊，他沒往那兒想。他想什麽呀？那個社會，我們家裏有的是錢呢，想做個官兒，那還不容易嗎？他倒樂啦！
But a good old ah, he didn't want to there. What he wants? We have plenty of money, want to do a GuanEr, it is not easily? He poured joy!
“哦？我要現在上京趕考準能得中嗎？”
"Oh? I want to have special attends Beijing now?"
“我保您中前三名，妳要得中之後，我喝您的喜酒。”
"I protect your list, you get three after, I drink in the pub you."
“好，給妳二兩銀子！”這就給人二兩銀子。
"Well, give you two silver!" This would give 22 of silver.
到家裏頭，打點行囊包裹，上京趕考。妳不想妳自個兒怎麽去呀？
Home, bags, attends Beijing special package rbis. Don't you think you alone how go to?
再說這趕考妳也得先鄉試、山東臨清州鄉試，鄉試完了省試，到這個山東濟南府，省試完了才能入都呢，到北京叫會試啊。
Besides this, you also have to descend obtained, shandong linqing states had obtained, obtained the shandong province, to try The provincial government, all can be finished in Beijing, to try that.
他這個隔著兩道手呢，楞上北京。家裏有的是錢，多帶金子，少帶銀子，騎了壹匹高頭大馬，奔北京啦。
He that lies two hands, the leng in Beijing. Home have plenty of money, with less than gold, silver, riding a horse with tall,Rush in Beijing.