段子經典英語笑話
看壹些英語笑話，既能讓我們學到不少英語知識，也能讓我們開心，壹起來看看段子經典英語笑話吧!
段子經典英語笑話
If the boys stare at you, they have guts to suckyourteeth!
如果男生盯著妳看， 他們就有膽親妳。
這是電視劇Full House裏兩個姐妹的對話， 這句話有三個地方很棒， 第壹個是stare at you, 就是指盯著人家看的意思， have guts 就是說有膽子的.意思， (這是壹個巧合， 中文英文說有膽子都是說有勇氣的意思!) 而最後壹個 suck your teeth 則是指接吻的意思， 很有趣， 但是像這種句子是小孩子說的， 難登大雅之堂。
接吻還有另外壹個口語的用法： smooch 例如 I didn't smooch that girl last night。我昨晚沒親那個女孩。
段子經典英語笑話Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.
A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!"
段子經典英語笑話The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
老貓
壹位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。壹天，老貓發現壹只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：?不要打妳的老仆人，我已經為妳服務了很多年，而且還願意為妳效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這麽無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。?
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