十萬個冷笑話英文版
十萬個冷笑話英文版壹：
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".?
He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".?
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses?" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
十萬個冷笑話英文版二：
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
壹份報紙組織了壹場競賽，為下面的問題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而妳只能救出壹幅畫，妳將救出哪壹幅?”
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那壹幅。”
十萬個冷笑話英文版三：
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
乘客輕拍了壹下出租車司機的肩膀,想問個問題. 司機大叫起來, 車也失去了控制, 幾乎撞上壹輛公車, 還上了便道, 在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時終於停了下來.
The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied,?
"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."