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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("終於有上當的了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳真厲害")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳難道忘記了今天什麽日子?") </SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("可憐的孩子,同情下")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哈哈呵呵")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳怎麽知道這裏的?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("朋友說的,好奇心打開的?")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("別難過了~~~")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("他或許是和妳開玩笑的")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("但是玩笑開過頭了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("竟然把妳帶到這個地方")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎,真是的!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳回去扁他壹頓就行了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("可是妳怎麽能回去呢?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("別急啊,讓我想想啊@#$#@%$%%")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("要不。。。")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把機子關了吧!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什麽?妳不願意關?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那怎麽辦呢?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("讓我再想想")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好了,我想到辦法了,想知道嗎,接著點!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什麽妳都點好多了,不過我也沒辦法!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("但是現在妳該怎麽辦呢?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("唯壹的辦法,接著點1000下?!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什麽?不行?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("別這樣嘛!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我給妳講個故事行嗎?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("從前有個山")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有個廟")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("廟裏有個老和尚有個小和尚")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("老和尚正在給小和尚講故事")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("從前有個山")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有個廟。。。。")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("別罵我呀?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳不願聽這個我給妳換壹個")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("從前有個山")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有個庵")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庵裏有個老尼姑有個小尼姑")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦別打了,我換壹個!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("講個好聽的")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("仔細聽啊")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("從前有個山")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵,先別打,和那個不壹樣!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有個廟")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎呦,聽我講完!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("廟裏有個缸")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不壹樣了吧")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("缸裏有個瓢")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("瓢裏有個碗")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("碗裏有個勺")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("勺裏有塊肉")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我吃了妳饞了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事講完了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什麽?還想聽?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好,我再來壹個!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("從前")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("有壹個小孩牽個羊")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事就這麽長")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳不願意聽是嗎?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那怎麽辦?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳著急了嗎,那就把電腦關了吧%@#%#")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("還是不願關?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那我再給妳講故事!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎哎,別哭嘛!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哭的我挺傷心的")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳真的出不去了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳還不泄氣?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我佩服妳這種精神!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳堅持這麽久壹定很急了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳還真能堅持!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳壹定知道“堅持就是勝利”")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("對不對?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("如果妳有這種精神的話---")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳壹定會成功的!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("記著我的話‘堅持就是勝利’")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳快看到希望了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我不騙妳")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("真的!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳馬上就會找到出口的")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("多虧妳堅持了下來")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("要不,關了機子多不好!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是不是?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("對不對?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("餵!給妳說點正事!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("壹個人受騙是不是很難受?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("想不想讓別人替妳分擔壹下?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的意思是----")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把妳的朋友叫過來!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("讓他也受騙")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳就在壹旁哈哈大笑~~~")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什麽?出賣朋友的事妳不幹?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳真是好人!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我太感動了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("嗚嗚~~~~~~")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("也好,我從不難為好人!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我決定----")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("讓好人多在我身邊壹會!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳願不願意?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("怎麽還不願意?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好,我馬上讓妳出去!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("別著急!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("妳只需再點100000下就可以了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("開個玩笑")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要生氣")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("人生就像壹場戲")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("因為有緣才相聚")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("相扶到老不容易")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是否更該去珍惜")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("他人生氣我不氣")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("氣出病來無人替")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我說的對不對?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("玩笑也開過了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("該說的也說了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("該放妳出去了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("高興了吧")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("最後提醒妳壹下")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("永遠不要忘記自己是中國人!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("跟我宣誓!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("聽見沒有?跟我宣誓!")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我永遠不背叛祖國!!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("誓與壹切反對祖國統壹的勢力鬥爭到底!!!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("全心全意為人民服務!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好好學習天天向上")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("為把我國建設成為富強民主文明的社會主義現代化國家而奮鬥!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("又說多了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要忘了妳的誓言!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("祝賀妳!妳終於出來了!恭喜恭喜!")</SCRIPT>
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