英文笑話段子帶翻譯
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英文笑話段子帶翻譯1
Snorer 瞌睡者
The preacher was vexed(生氣的) because a certain member of his congregation(集會，聖會) always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start(嚇壹跳) , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit(講道壇) , "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
牧師非常生氣，因為總有壹個人在他說教時打瞌睡。
壹個星期天，正當坐在前排的那個人又在瞌睡時，牧師決定要好好教育他壹下，讓他不要再在布道時睡覺。於是他低聲對信徒們說：“想去天堂的人，都請站起來吧。”所有的人都站了起來——當然，除了那個打瞌睡的人。在低聲說過請坐後，牧師高聲喊道：“想去下地獄的人請站起來!”
打瞌睡的人被這突然的`喊叫聲驚醒了，他站了起來。看到牧師高站在教壇上，正生氣的看著他。這個人說道：“噢，先生，我不知道我們在選什麽，但看上去只有妳和我是候選人。
英文笑話段子帶翻譯2Sharing the Apples 分蘋果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
媽媽給了哈裏兩個蘋果，壹個大壹點，另壹個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。
所以，哈裏就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。
哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給妳，把小的留給自己的。
對呀，哈裏說，妳拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什麽急呀?
英文笑話段子帶翻譯3Intelligent son 聰明的兒子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
有壹天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄壹封信,兒子已經拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來後,父親問他:“妳把信丟進郵筒了嗎?” “當然”“妳沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當然看見信封上什麽也沒寫”“那妳為什麽不拿回來呢?”
“我還以為妳不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道妳把信寄給誰呢!”
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